Frogman author: unknown
I’am a lover, a fighter
An American naval UDT SEAL diver.
That’s a rootin tootin shootin paratroopin
SCUBA diving demolition double cap crippin’
Frogman – last of the bare-knuckle fighters
No muff too tough, I diver for five
Tuck suck fuck nibble ‘n chew
Dine and interwine, masturbate
Ejaculate and copulate
Drive Navy trucks 2by’s, 4by’s , 6by’s
and those big mother fuckers that go Shhh Shhh
and bend in the middle.
Been around the world twice
Been there and done that twice
Talked to everyone once, seen two
Whitle whales fuckin
Been to two pig pickin picnics,
And I met a man with a marble head and a wooden cock . . .
and ladies, if ya don’t like my face . . . you can sit on it ! ! !